Thursday, October 16, 2008

Help, I Have a Virus!

Some kind of middle-aged virus has attacked my bedroom closet! Everything seems to have shrunk a size.

We are going out to dinner this Saturday evening, my husband and I and some dear friends. After searching and searching for something appropriate to wear, I have become disgusted with my drab, hang-out-at-home, sweats, jeans and baggy t-shirts wardrobe. I have a whole closet full of nothing.

Why does this only seem to happen when I want to dress up and go out like a big person?

I don't know if you need a laugh today, but I sure do. If you have never heard comedian Anita Renfroe before, you are in for a treat.


Mari said...

I think this virus is spreading through the country - I've heard of it happening in several areas! Anita Renfroe is hilarious!

StephieAnne said...

Oh, I needed this today! Too much whine going on from the family and too much brooding this morning, just what I needed to put a smile on my face!

Jennifer said...

That was great!

Lisa @ Stop and Smell the Chocolates said...

Very good! I do have a closet full of clothes that are not flattering...sigh. :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the giggle! C

Angie said...

I LOVED that! Honey...I am having the same CRISIS in my closet! I blame my washer and dryer!

I mean it fit the last time...didn't it??? Last year???
Oh a lot of cake and sweet tea has crossed these lips since then!

I cannot BELIEVE the size I am wearing now! But....I am alive. I can think, talk, drive and all sorts of things others can't. So...I guess I will be happy with the "clumping gravy look" least until it some miraculous the MEANTIME...I will pray that all my friends start liking cake and SWEET TEA!

Growin' with it! said...

and bring on the holidays and comfort food!! if it's all going south, why not go out with fun!? enjoy that night out.

Paula (SweetPea) said...

That video is a riot. Where has she been hiding all my life. hehe
Thanks, Joanne.

Tiffany Stuart said...

Saw her live last year...A real hoot!

My volume isn't working for some weird reason so I couldn't hear this video. But she IS funny!

A Stone Gatherer said...

Thanks for the laugh! Love Anita!!!

Jennifer said...

I love it! I can relate to that and I just took all the clothes out of my closet that I can't wear. Man, I didn't know my closet was so large...not much left. I work from home in either sweats or shorts and on Sunday morning...well, the enemy and my closet have a field day with me :(
Can you say...meltdown on some Sunday mornings. Yikes...I'm vowing to do better and have been to the gym a lot more. Old and fat are not the words that I want to describe I sit here eating. Have a blessed day!

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