Do you see this handsome devil here? He is the love of my life. He can also drive me crazy with his extreme disdain and dislike of blogging. Yes, I said it. I spilled the beans. I have exposed him for what he is. He is a traitor to all that is beautiful and lovely in my precious blogdom.
Logically supernatural, he reminds me often that 'my friends' in blogland are not my friends at all. Blasphemy! Really Paul? And how would you know or understand my friends in the blogworld, unless of course you started your own blog.
He tells me that he is thinking of doing just that. He taunts me, saying he would name his blog http://www.wheres-my-underwear.blogspot.com/, or http://www.what-am-ithinking-right-now.blogspot.com/
When he wants to talk with me, he walks away mumbling that he will leave a comment on my blog instead.
Just this morning, I was sharing with him that I was frustrated when I couldn't respond to a comment left because the gal's blog was private. He just looked at me with an evil eye and slowly started shaking his head, wagging his pointed finger in my face. "The blog-police are going to get her for that."
No my darling. Do you hear the sirens? The blog-police are on their way for you.