Nothing can cause a mother to jump higher out of bed (in a dead sleep), or get her heart racing faster than Nascar, like these five simple words: "Maawwwwmmmmm, I'M GONNA BE SICK!"
For the first time in three years, we are experiencing a family-stomach-flu-a-thon. Going on now for two weeks, I won't regale you with the details, but it's been ugly. Since I try to see my Pepto-Bismal bottle half full, I thought I'd share five GREAT things about the stomach flu.
1. Quality time with your children. We've laid on the bed, couch, and floor together. Nothing says quality time like tag-teaming it in the bathroom.
2. Memories. We're making memories here. Every family needs a good stomach flu story to share with the in-laws at Christmas.
3. Jello. When was the last time you've spent DAYS eating Jello?
4. You get to play WHODUNNIT? for hours. Curled up in the fetal position, I've racked my brain trying to figure out whodunnit!? Who could have been so kind to share this bug with all of us?
5. Blue jeans fit much better. Before I get re-hydrated and gain back the three pounds I lost, I will proudly wear my 501's with a pale-faced smile!
11 comments:
Oh my friend! I hate to laugh at your expense but this was too funny.
But seriously, I do hope you all feel better really soon!
Need some baking soda? LOL!
HUGS from wayyyyyy over here!
Kim
Aaaagh! Tell your family to quit being so generous and sharing with each other.
Hope you feel better soon!
now THAT is being positive and certainly seeing the bright side of things!! Hope you are all feeling better really soon!
Praying for your dear family, love you.
LOL...you have the most joyful heart to be able to see humor at such a time as this...
Praying your family-stomach-flu-a-thon has reached its goal....
Oh Mom...not fun for you guys!! :( Hope everyone feels better soon!
Sorry to hear you are all sick! Praying you are better soon.
Charlotte
So sorry about your plight,,but,,Thanks for the laugh!!! Remember we aren't laughing at you, we are laughing with you ;)
Hope no, Pray you're all much better real soon and perhaps you've all built up your immune systems to a higher level????
;0) Hugs Dena
oh, poor you! hope you all feel
bettr soon. and find the perpetrator!!
:)
Oh my! I do so hope you all feel better real soon. And what a beautiful spirit you have to see the joy in the junk.
Susan
Hope you feel better soon!
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