Dear Mr. Dressing-Room Mirror,
Your behavior this evening was completely unacceptable. I have never been so humiliated in all my life. Who do you think you are? I do have feelings you know. We need to come to an understanding, you and I. You work for the department store and the department store works for me. Get it? That means you need to be doing everything in your power to make the sale.
For the record, I don't believe for one second that I have that much grey hair, or that my legs pucker like that. And whose ridiculous stomach was that you showed me?
Again, not mine.
You're not fooling anyone with that awful flourescent lighting my friend. You're a circus-fun-house-wannabee, that's what you are.
To think, people believe our economy is depressed. You've got the whole nation fooled. It's not the economy. It's stinkin' dressing room mirrors like yourself that are keeping women like me from spending a dime on clothing.
Candlelight. That's the answer.
21 comments:
LOL! Amen Sister! It is a conspiracy I tell you!
I love it!! You are hilarious- I'm guessing if we investigated who's making the mirrors we would find the makers of girdles behind it all :)
You're a riot! I've been to that mirror, too. I just never wrote it a letter. Thanks for the laugh!
You are way too funny!! I love it.
hee hee That was cute! I can personalize that! Those wretched dressing room mirrors! I swear they're warped!
:)
Let's not talk about what happens to the mirror when the bathing suits appear.
I've been to that same mirror! Yes - you are right, the mirror is not helping the economy at all!
Hahaha!!! My thoughts EXACTLY!!!
That is too funny!
Smiles!
perfect...just perfect! i couldn't have said it better myself!
So funny! We can all relate!
We are all so much better looking in dimmer light!
YOU crack me up! I loved it! To think....it wasn't me after all! Those dimpled legs surely belong to someone ELSE!
It's all been a fignewton of my imagination!
Thanks for clarifying!!!
LOVE you to pieces....and we are PRAYING!!!!
Think that is bad? Everytime I look in ANY mirror my 'Dad' looks back at me!!
That was so funny! Thank you for the laugh. I think I've had this very conversation in my head :)
I'm with you! Ban them all!
Ha ha ha...so funny! I agree candle light works.
I think most women could agree with that post! Especially as we get older. Stalking you today from The Redhead Riter!
This is not only funny, it is also real...way too real. And I agree with you, those blaring fluorescent lights are the culprit. Subdued lighting... it would definitely push the sales up in the ladies department.
Store owners and managers should read this post.
Came here at the suggestion of Redhead Riter...and I'm glad I did.
Love
Lidj
AMEN!
Oh my goodness.. I am cracking up. You are right on the money!!
Redhead Riter featured you today..I'm so glad she did... I love your blog.. going to "follow" right now!!
~Brooke
http://mybeautifulbrooke.blogspot.com/
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